peterezi:

peterezi:

i always read the word polish as polish at first

wait shit

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secrete-me-an-earth-river:

asktoothless:

Hey guys remember when this took 8000000 years to scroll through?

You are the innovator of our generation

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heismyfirstolive:

secretly-misha:

well that was a plot twist if there ever was one

I canT FuCKIBG BREATHEDH

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fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

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anki-of-beleriand:

dgcakes:

katyanoctis:

pettankoprincess:

nerdshaveallthefun:

gruntledandhinged:

ALL of this. Encourage people to try new words, to mess them up, to experiment with vocabulary, to learn complicated adjectives and verbs and nouns, because words are fun.

Also, don’t be a jerk.

AMEN SISTAH. PREACh

Colonel.

I read all the Halo books before someone called me out when I read it outloud.

I felt so dumb omg.

I did that with Colonel and conspicuous as a kid lmao 

Colonel and annihilation

Do you know how much this helps people whose first language is not English? Thanks for this.

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geeksinthetardis:

vampiratestakemanhattan:

uniquely-moi:

i-raised-you—from-perdition:

Ring around the rosie,

Wings are burning slowly,

Ashes, ashes,

They all

Fall

Down

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raviolitimelord:

riddle-my-hiddles:

tardisparadox:

thestarsgowaltzingout:emilytea10:invisiblecashews:

Actually,  the photographs are spaced ten years apart, not sixteen.

1912 to 1922.

The young, homeless (but no less dapper) wanderer shown in the first survived the sinking of the Titanic and swam to the shores of West Egg. There he built a life and a large, empty house, in an effort to win the heart of the wealthy, upper class woman he’d fallen in love with a decade earlier and had been separated from against his will.

He shed his earlier identity, and changed his name to reflect his new station. Jack was now known as Jay Gatsby, the eccentric millionaire who threw parties every night in the hopes that one day his love would show up and spin with him as they had long ago in the dance hall of the lower decks.

#and he still ends up dead floating in the water

holy shit

And then, at the beginning of Inception, he starts out washed up on a shore.

still no oscar

Leo’s entire film career of unrelated projects has better continuity than glee.

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sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

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pyrexx:

The product of British private schooling is razor sharp wit.  

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